imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

(via amazinglybored)

colferkittycat:

shippers that respect actors (◕‿◕✿)

shippers that respect who the actors are dating (◕‿◕✿)

shippers that aren’t douche bags (◕‿◕✿)

(Source: chriscarsons, via dilaurentisfields)

fagbarbie:

*doesn’t have internet access for a week*

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(via cariosity)

fahbulus:

sleep is for the people without internet access

(via dilaurentisfields)

resstless:

IF YOU EVER FEEL SAD JUST LOOK AT THIS FAKE SLAP 

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(via kingsleyyy)