The tumblr app sure does use a lot of data for something that doesn’t load pictures

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cumleak:

it was thirst at first sight

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renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

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cetaceas:

*hears child crying* *takes birth control*

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